Sugar's Blog 'o Mania

This is a environment created for the creative and funny to have a hey day and just enjoy each others brilliance.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Corey Goes to College!!

Wow I have been a college student for over two weeks now and it is kinda crazy! I am on the BYU lacrosse team and we have our first game for the fall season on friday! College life is the best! Im living in good ole helaman halls. They treat me well. My roomie is a 120 pound biker so he fits right in with my famished brothers. I pretty much dominate the college life! its been rad to meet a ton of new people. Im kinda disappointed in the number of jerks there still is here at P-town though but hey what can you do?! Kellen is a TA for two of my classes so there is two A's right there! (Kellen pay attention to that last sentence) My friend pchachi just arrived in australia for his mission so he is doing great! Jarom is in the MTC and i wanna go in there with my name tag way bad but i think jarom would kill me so i prob wont!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sugar and Pcachachachiiiie Adventures in the Outback!!

On a recent weekend night my good russian friend whom we will call Pchachi (prounounced Bacccghai) and myself decided to go on a adventure! We were at a house with multiple other rowdy teenagers near Sego Lily and 7th east when we made a unanimous decision to hightail ourselves to Jerry Thunders house approximately 2.735683 clicks up the road. On our way we encountered a large garbage dump on the curb and therefore looked through it looking for neat toys and stuff. We found a pair of plastic golf clubs and continued on our way. We traveled about 100 yards up the road when we heard a truck pull up to the garbage pile that appeared to have a bunch of loud high school aged kids in the back. So, me and pchachi being the wise fellows that we are, decided that he should charge the truck and defend our garbage pile! He procedeed to run at the truck full speed swing the club and shouting "trash robbers"! when he got to the hood of the car he realized that their was young kids in the back of the truck and the teenager driving the truck was actually a 40 year old bearded beast man who jumped out of the truck and yelled choice words at Pcachi. upon hearing this and pchachis laugh i decided to start running away! the truck followed us and i (in a very french manner) hid behind a car while the truck pulled up behind my friend! the old guy jumped out of the car and charged at my friend which made him start to swing his club at him. The man exclaimed curse words and stated that he just got out of prison, so pchachi told him to "go back to prison then!'' He then proceeded to call the cops and we started running! we knew a friend who lived close by so we started jumping fences. we jumped onto the kids driveway and stowed away at his house until Tot came and rescued us. As we were going to Tots car the neighbor across the street informed us that she had just seen multiple cop cars drive by! oh shoot what a intense night!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Salt Sea Treachery

In consequence of Kellen Leighs coup d'etat of the Salt Sea Pirates Dingy Captain Skillet has been promoted straight to Supreme Fleet Commander. Skill now reserves all rights and privileges associated with road, mtn, and cyclo-cross biking under the Salt Sea Pirate banner. He is also awarded unlimited passes to Classic Skating and a free Costco Hot Dog. Congrats to the Skillz that kill.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Today is a good day! His Royal Sweetness has just started his very own blog and will hire Dad and Jarom to take care of it seeing as he cannot waste precious Tube time to post anything! Hopefully Senor Sweetness will be able to have this blog fully running and operational b4 the start of Seinfeld tonight!